yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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