well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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