So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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