can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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