Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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