You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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