Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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