She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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