We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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