what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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