Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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