Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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