since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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