you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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