Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
bring money and cleavage
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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