Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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