his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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