I hate all girls vehemently.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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