You don't have asthma, your pregnant
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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