I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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