theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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