In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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