That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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