What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
NoShamevember. You game?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
MIDGETS
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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