You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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