i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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