The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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