Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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