oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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