I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
So. Much. Porn.
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