Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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