Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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