where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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