Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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