Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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