I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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