We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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