i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm bleeding and have questions
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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