I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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