Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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