Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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