so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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