my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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