redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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