I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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