Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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