Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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