Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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