Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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