i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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