it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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